“What did you do this morning?” I ask
10-year-old Kathryn.
“Well, I killed my father with shears and now
I’m running away from this guy with a
shovel,” she tells me.The bloody streaks crusting her clothes tell a savage tale, but I soon discover
that Kathryn has been splattered with a mixture of golden syrup, milk and food
colouring, among other ingredients.
Raspberry jam is used if you prefer your blood a little more congealed, and
you can fake pulpy brain quite effectively with gelatin-based desserts such as
blancmange.
Horror fan Kathryn Toolan has already written her own guide for serial killers
and was a natural choice to play an undead child in zombie horror Dead
Meat. She was one of many primary school children recruited to stagger
around bleak hills covered in gore.
The movie is being made on a minute budget in the wilds of Co Leitrim and its
use of digital technology could be an inspiration to other filmmakers seeking
to make the most of the varied landscapes of Northern Ireland and the
Republic.
The horror begins when a mad cow escapes mass slaughter and attacks a
farmer who becomes injected with a virus. The spreading disease transforms
the inhabitants of the Irish countryside into flesh-eating zombies.
The windswept hills around Ballinamore, Fenagh and Keshcarrigan in Co
Leitrim were ideal as a location for the shoot, according to David Muyllaert,
who plays shovel-wielding grave digger Desmond.
“It’s very good for a horror film - lots of marshland, bare trees, very good ruins,
very atmospheric,” he says.
David has never acted before but soon settled into the role after some initial
nervousness.
Fellow actor Eoin Whelan is a relatively old hand at this sort of thing. He
played the same character, Cathal, in Dead Meat’s precedessor, an
award-winning video short by the director 22-year-old Conor McMahon.
Conor wrote and directed The Braineater as his final year graduate film and it
went on to win Best Short at Sitges International Fantasy Film Festival.
In the more ambitious full-length Dead Meat, an Englishman and his Spanish
girlfriend Helena (Marián Araujo) unwittingly arrive in rural Ireland in the midst
of a zombie epidemic.
The Englishman falls prey to the ravening undead and his girlfriend is left to
wander the countryside, until she falls in with grave digger Desmond who
guides her to what she thinks is the sanctuary of his cottage. As the danger
grows, the only prospect of hope is offered by hurley stick-wielding Cathal.
The film industry is watching the progress of Dead Meat with interest as it is
one of the first beneficiaries of the Irish Film Board’s Micro Budget initiatives.
The movie is funded with a €100,000 loan under a scheme that aims to
encourage high-risk innovative projects developed on digital camera.
The digital approach allows fresh young talent to break into the industry and
makes it easier to film in remote locations such as Leitrim - or Fermanagh. Big
budget productions have to send their film to London for processing and it can
take until Thursday to see the results of Monday’s work. With digital, the
process is much faster and repairing equipment far from the big city is less of
a problem.
Everyone involved in Dead Meat is hoping it will inject fresh ideas into the
Irish film canon.
“Irish films all talk about the same issues over and over again,” lead actress
Marián says. “It’s great to see young Irish directors doing risky things.”
Director Conor has made around 30 short films on equipment such as
camcorders - “but only about five I’d show to anybody”. These cover a variety
of genres, but his first love is horror.
Conor prefers the challenge of writing and directing horror features along with
dreaming up the special effects (“raspberry jam”) and the sounds (“squashed
fruit”).
“I’d sooner be out in a field chopping people’s heads off than filming some
drunken chap in a kitchen sink,” Conor says.