He’s an unusual-looking character, and
those who see Michael Softley around
Enniskillen certainly regard him as
unorthodox, eccentric even.
But spend time talking to him, and you’ll find
he is an interesting, diverse and warm man.Born in County Essex, England, 60 years ago, Michael is the son of Frederick
and Mary who was originally from County Cork. “My father was a mechanical
engineer, while my mother came from a small Irish farming background”, he
said, continuing: “I can recall being on the farm once as a child and you
wouldn’t eat apple pie without going outside and taking the fresh thick cream
off the urn that was going to the dairy. It wouldn’t be a thimble full either, it
would be a big scoop, so it was a small farm but they did live well”, he laughs.
“My mother had a variety of jobs, one of them was as a nurse, once she had
moved to England where she later bore me and nursed me through some
appalling periods of ill health whilst still a small child.” She also worked for the
family of the well-known suffragettes Sylvia and Christabel Pankhurst as an
office assistant.
His mother’s contacts enabled Michael to start his own stamp collection. “The
Pankhursts would get letters from all the important people in the world,
including one from the Emperor of Ethiopia.
“So I had this immense stamp collection and I was really proud of it. But as I
got older I got less interested in my stamp collection and more interested in
bottles of Coca Cola in the school tuck shop at lunchtime.
“One of the boys managed to wheedle my stamp collection out of me because
I wanted a bottle of Coca Cola with my dinner”, he laughs.
If anyone knows about getting stick, this is the man. It’s no surprise that when
people see that famous Father Christmas-type figure cycling on his bike or
hear a bit of that English accent they immediately paint a quite negative
picture of him, but why?
“That’s their opinion really, it’s the way they think. I also have no record
whatsoever of causing trouble”, he says.
“I tend to not get involved in social gatherings, I prefer to leave people alone
to get on with their business and I’ll get on with mine. I live my life in a world of
science. I’ve great admiration for Albert Einstein”, he says.
But what makes Michael stand out more from a crowd than his quite unique
appearance is his strong belief in principles. “I don’t like people making
money out of what I do, which is why I’ve avoided having a proper career. I
don’t generally like the police, but I’m not against law and order and I certainly
don’t like the recent war in Iraq.
“I feel that the war is about oil and money, nothing else, I also cannot tolerate
fascists. America is fast becoming a fascist state with a small minded fascist
puppet in charge .” He even suggests a theory that the Americans carried out
the September 11 atrocity themselves.
Michael is the kind of man who likes to speak his mind.
“I cycle a bike because I can’t afford the taxes for a car; but if I could afford
them then I still wouldn’t drive for a variety of other reasons,” he explains.
Michael was in the music business for many years and recorded many
long-playing records. “I decided to get involved in it because I wrote a song as
a child, which later was stolen from me by someone. It was then recorded
without my permission and that person issued a contract for me to sign as if I
had already issued them permission before they recorded it. I didn’t really
know much about it, so I went along with it until I realised what I was doing
was illegal. I then refused to go along with it any further, which brings me back
to my principles”.
When asked what his average IQ is Michael laughs and says, “Not that much
different from a tree”.
As a child Michael grew up in South Woodford where he attended the “The
Infant Junior Primary School” before going on to college in Tottenham.
He first came to Fermanagh in 1983 after playing in Belfast’s folk festival
where he performed songs and poetry at the Group Theatre.
“It was well received, I was quite enthusiastic about it and people were so
friendly. I mean, they had never seen me before and I would just walk down
the street and they’d say hello. But you could live next door to someone in
England for 20 years and they wouldn’t even open their mouth.
Having to live like that proved difficult for Michael. He decided that he couldn’t
possibly stay in England. So in 1984 he moved to Fermanagh in search of
harmony and a bit of that ‘gracious’ atmosphere.
“I was living with the travelling community at that time and as it happens, the
county court where I was living in England took an injunction against us living
in the lanes and by-ways. We were told to leave, so rather than move on with
the rest of them, I decided to move to Fermanagh”.
Michael’s first home here was in Tempo. “Well it was someone’s farm. I was
allowed to park on it for a while. It was a friend of mine who I’d known from
many years before but then they (she and her husband) sold it and I moved
on to the ‘Redoubt’ up on the hill in Enniskillen and when it, in its own turn,
was sold on, I moved to where I am now”.
Now living in Ferney Rise, Michael takes great pride in gardening and it plays
a big part in his day to day routine. Hardly a day goes by without him pottering
about in the soil one way or another.
Last year he decided to take on the difficult task of digging up the roots of his
own family tree and finding out information on his late grandfather.
“My grandfather was a missionary for ‘The London City Mission’ and he lived
during the latter part of Queen Victoria’s reign in Norfolk, before moving to
East London.
“I sent a letter to the people at the missionary society that he worked for
requesting more information on him, as everyone else was dead. When you
get as old as me and you realise you’re coming to the end of a line you want
to make sure everyone remaining in your immediate family knows about their
ancestors because you can’t exactly relay much information when you’re
dead, now can you”? he says.
They can say ‘you can’t teach an old dog new tricks’ but this old dog could
surprise us all. “I’ve got four computers. I do a lot of work on them each day.
Typing, writing poems and stories, etc. They are a big part in my daily routine”,
he says.
Michael likes to describe himself as a person with deep consideration, very
effective and ‘tenacious’ which is another word for persistent.
“If I get to grips with an idea, I never let it go. I like to see it all the way through”,
he insists.
As I finish the interview the expression ‘don’t judge a book by its cover’ comes
to mind. Michael is one of a kind, he dares to be different, shows bravery,
nerve and commitment while doing so and dares to speak his mind
regardless of what people think of him. Regrettably that kind of man is a dying
breed.