Would ye credit it?

Meaning: Disbelief.

Bob: “Me good coat is covered in dog hair.”

Charlie: “Japers, that's a boyo to get rid off, that's the truth.”

Bob: “Thon cub a mine has the dog in here mornin', noon and night.”

Charlie: “Can't he bring her out the back?”

Bob: “Not at all, sure he has her up on that sofa with the legs out. No wonder the wife left him.”

Charlie: “Och here, would ye credit it?”