‘I’m not half well’ Meaning: You say this when you feel under the weather, indisposed, or amusingly in Fermanagh, when you have just eaten an astronomical dinner.

Example: Bob to Charlie: “The wife made me a quare feed there.” Charlie to Bob: “Yer a greedy boy, Bob. What did she put on the plate?” Bob to Charlie: “Spuds, chicken, gravy, the whole lot.” Charlie to Bob: “Boys a dear.” Bob to Charlie: “I know, hi. I’m not half well after it.” Tweet your #fermanaghspake to @rodneyedwards