‘You’ll not find it’ Meaning: This is not said by somebody who has hidden your wallet or one of your shoes. This is said by somebody who is remarking on the fact that something will happen in no time.

Bob to Charlie: “That Black Friday thing – such a bit of clannin’ about”.

Charlie to Bob: “There was a fierce bit of running about buying oul things.”.

Bob to Charlie: “And no need for half them, ether”.

Charlie to Bob: “Sure, you’ll not find it till Christmas”.

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